Saturday, August 15, 2015

Born on Third Base?

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my driver about the Donald Trump campaign and he said "He was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple". I've hears the media saying the same thing and glowing with what they perceive as wittiness and the truth.

IMO, being born into some money, although it's a good thing, isn't the difficult part. Maintaining it and making it grow is the killer.

Donald, are you reading?  If I were Donald I would stress the normal stuff. I don't think most people know you're from Queens, that your mother was an immigrant from Scotland. Wasn't your grandfather a barber? I think it's time to spit out the silver spoon, people don't know how hard-working your family is.

Maybe you should lose the pink and yellow ties-very common.

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