Sarah Palin? Please say it isn't so.

I saw speculation somewhere that Sarah is in consideration-please no Gawd, I couldn't take it.

I was in The Villages for the last time. She pulled up with her bus full of children, all I could think is "She can't even find a nanny and she wants to run a country?"

Joe Biden singing The Villages Florida Song

Back in the day, 2008 The Villages in Florida rejected Obama and Biden from making an official campaign stop. Every Republican does the Villages, heck even Sarah Palin showed with her 36 children. Obama's people presented the residents with petition that did absolutely NO GOOD.

Joe Biden took another approach, brought his bus in and asserted his right to have an ice cream and pay homage to the Villages song.

For your listening pleasure, here you go.

The Villages Song

Hey Donald Trump I Have To Know

A few nights ago I watched the speech in Alabama-color me impressed. I never knew anyone who went to Alabama on purpose. While you were there you brought up Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg being appointed Ambassador to Japan.  I know you seem to be of the opinion that she's not up to the job, IMO she is dull and "an odd duck".  My concern is what you do with her when you become POTUS, does she really have to come home or can we leave her there?

Anchor Babies? What is the big deal?

Yesterday Donald Trump and the Bush kid were both criticized for calling children of undocumented aliens "Anchor Babies", they both asked for alternative-it's not easy to come up with an alternative,but I did.

I don't consider the term offensive, just inaccurate.  IMO all children are anchors, the hang onto your shirt, whine, tattle tale. They have a tendency to drip snot and put hand prints all over the house. I think to differentiate between "anchor babies" and plain old pain in the neck children they should be called "bebes ancla" or potential over-breeders. Regular plain old American children can then be called "albatross babies".

Yep, it's all about perception.

Emigration, Immigration and Deportation

Notice the blog name change?  Previously it was titled what did Donald Trump Do Now?  After reading the content I realized it wasn't about what he actually did, it was more focused on what I thought he should do. I'm VERY SMART, so listen up.

Immigration seems to be a big issue. How should it be handled, how can we turn our illegal aliens into happy little emigrants from the USA.

I firmly believe that reality is an elusive thing based on perception. A week or so ago in someplace called Iowa the campaign gave helicopter rides to children, the kids seemed happy. It appeared that they were all returned. My observation is that free rides is a great way to get rid of the illegals. Shipping them out on helicopters seems too time consuming, maybe get a big boat. Tell them they won a cruise, load them up give them coupons for a free slurpee (nobody can resist a freebie) and leave them there-how hard is that-easy peasy.

Donald Trump Wants To Deport Illegal Immigrants and Their Children

Well, that works for me. I wonder if there is any way we can keep some of the parents and just unload the kids? You know, sometimes the adults can be useful-the offspring not so much.

I think an even better idea would be to confiscate the children and sell them.  Due to dependable birth control and legal abortion there is a serious shortage in the baby market. This could be integrated with the Planned Parenthood plan, why sell the body parts like an old Chevy when you can sell the whole kid. The money received from the sale could be used to bring down the national debt-EVERYONE WINS.

HEY DONALD, People are afraid-they are very afraid

Your stand on immigration sounds good, but if you really take the time to process it, it would be a scary new world.

I remember back to the "good old days", they were good for me, very good.  Part of what made it so good was we had great immigrants to do the hard work and if things went awry we had politicians that we had bought to deal with it.

My friends and I were discussing this over lunch.  Does anyone else remember when INS invaded Wellington Florida?  It was not a good day. We were all forced to pick out our own manure, some of us didn't even know what the little SPEDS ate.

What's happening now is everyone is running around marrying their landscapers and barn help. I really hope you win the election or there will be a lot of divorces.

Please think about all the ramifications of immigration reform.

Born on Third Base?

Yesterday I was having a conversation with my driver about the Donald Trump campaign and he said "He was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple". I've hears the media saying the same thing and glowing with what they perceive as wittiness and the truth.

IMO, being born into some money, although it's a good thing, isn't the difficult part. Maintaining it and making it grow is the killer.

Donald, are you reading?  If I were Donald I would stress the normal stuff. I don't think most people know you're from Queens, that your mother was an immigrant from Scotland. Wasn't your grandfather a barber? I think it's time to spit out the silver spoon, people don't know how hard-working your family is.

Maybe you should lose the pink and yellow ties-very common.

Who Gives Donald Trump Advice?

Last night on Hannity they asked Trump who he listens to, his answer was everyone. IMO, great answer and maybe that's why he's doing so great.

I see a big change in the last week or so, he appears to have toned it down a bit, almost like he realized that this could actually work.

Now Donald, (are you reading?) what I would like to see is someone bringing up Carly Fiorina's history, particularly relating to her time at Lucent Technologies. This woman seems to be picking up a little steam but she reminds me of a bored Greenwich housewife.

Y'know, this is the most fun of any campaign.

Why are people not taking the Donald Trump campaign seriously?

I'm just not getting it, maybe it's a geographic/cultural thing. I personally can't stand listening to a "ah shucks" group. In my mind they just don't get it.

When did having money and being successful become a bad thing and something to aspire to.  Why do people say "He has money" like it was a hairball stuck in there throat?

Today I saw an interview from Scotland where Mr. Trump seemed to be defending himself about being a nice guy. I think he probably is, but who cares? The question should be "Can he get the job done?" Does he have a proven track record of success. Would he make a good President?